Monday, September 30, 2013

Pirate Joke Contest WInners


Today marked the end of my Talk Like a Pirate Day Pirate Joke contest.  I received A LOT of amazing entries.  Actually, I think I may have received more entries than any other contest I have had.  However, I had to choose only a few winners.  Many people sent in the same jokes, so the first and second prize winners were chosen from original entries.  Then the third prize winners were chosen randomly from the rest of the entries.  Here they are:

First Prize
Clever Luke Lawson
Joke: What to you call a ship without a poop deck?
Answer: Constipated!

Second Prize
Stubborn Duncan Freeman
Joke: Why is Pirating addictive?
Answer: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Wicked Esmeralda Nightingale
Joke: What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchini?
Answer: A squashbuckler!

Captain Zane Quincy
Joke: Why did the pirate father stop the car?
Answer: He went nuts when his son kept asking "ARRRRR we there yet?"

Third Prize
Eccentric Cass Endmundson
Two-Faced Issac Ashford
Bloody Wesley Xavier
Fair Beau Bowman
Lavish Layne

Congrats again to all the winners and thanks to everyone who entered!  See you next time! :)